Tuesday, February 28, 2012

TUESDAY: FEBRUARY 28 2012


Today's lead story involves a bunch of guys including Mike Sirois.  Actually it doesn't.  It's actually NASCAR, and i'm willing to bet this is the only time that NASCAR will have anything to do with my lead story.  There was a big ass explosion last night in the Daytona 500.  Fans did the wave, so there's that.  Explosions?  Fire?  Fireballs?  Maybe i've been missing out on this NASCAR bit.  Is it always like this?  Maybe last night wasn't a NASCAR race.  Maybe it was ULTIMATE NASCAR or something.  You know like the game fireball on Friends.  Why did I mention that 90's sitcom?  So here's the top 10 movie explosions of all time according to some YouTube user.  Enjoy.  Boom.



My attention span for NASCAR is so little that I forgot to include the link to the video of the actual NASCAR explosion.  Make sure you tune into Raceweek with Rich Phillips for more on Saturday at 2PM......

Oh by the way, Matt Kenseth was the winner of the race.  Exactly, I mean...


RAZZIE NOMINATIONS
I would imagine none of these films are worse than Battlefield Earth.

Worst Picture
"New Year's Eve"
"Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star"
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1"
"Transformers: Dark of the Moon"
"Jack and Jill"

Worst Actor
Russell Brand: Arthur
Nicolas Cage: Drive Angry 3-D, Season of the Witch, and Trespass
Taylor Lautner: Abduction and Twilight
Adam Sandler: Jack and Jill and Just Go With It
Nick Swardson: Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star

Worst Actress
Martin Lawrence (As "Momma"): Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son
Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin: The Undefeated
Sarah Jessica Parker: I Don't Know How She Does It and New Year's Eve
Adam Sandler: Jack and Jill
Kristen Stewart: One of the Twilight Movies

Worst Supporting Actor
Patrick Dempsey: Transformers 3
Nick Swardson: Just Go With It and Jack and Jill
Ken Jeong: Hangover 2, Transformers 3, and Zookeeper
Al Pacino: Jack and Jill
James Franco: Your Highness

Worst Supporting Actress
Katie Holmes: Jack and Jill
Nicole Kidman: Just Go With It
David Spade (As "Monica"): Jack and Jill
Brandon T. Jackson: Big Momma's House 3 or whatever number it is
Rosie Huntington-Whitely: Transformers 3


IMPRESSING THE SCOUTS: VICK BALLARD EATS IT
Mississippi State RB Vick Ballard was trying to show his speed at the NFL combine.  He comes off looking a little clumsy.



Someone at SB Nation added the old crocodile slip'n slide music, so that's pretty cool I guess.  Stay hard, Vick Ballard.


"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM"
There's only one professional bowler that I can ever remember the name of.  Weber.  I don't even ever remember his first name, but I always recognize Weber.  I like Pete Weber now.  Because of this...



That doesn't make sense...

GOOD LUCK WITH...WITH...WITH YOUR TUESDAY.  TUESDAY.

KT




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