Monday, March 19, 2012

3 ALBUM REVIEWS


The Decemberists-"We All Raise Our Voices To The Air" (Live Album)
I've never seen The Decemberists live, but i've heard from people I know that it's a good live show but that I shouldn't expect to be blown away.  That's exactly the vibe I felt from this album.  It's a good listen, especially if you're on a long drive.  This was recorded in the period from April 2011-August 2011 so it is heavy with cuts from their latest LP "The King is Dead", an album that I adore.

20 tracks on 2 discs make for a long listen, but I absolutely love live albums.  It starts off powerfully with "The Infanta" and "Calamity Song" right out of the gate.  The middle of the set has a ton of highlights with "Down by the Water", "The Rake's Song", and "The Crane Wife 1, 2, and 3".  "All Arise" and "Rox in the Box" set the stage for "June Hymn" as the original set closer, which is not a song I would go out on as it is a peaceful tune but one that kind of drags.  They go out in style though with "O Valencia" with a interlude of "Dracula's Daughter", the rocking "This is Why We Fight", a 12 minute version of "The Mariner's Revenge Song", and a 10 minute "I Was Meant For The Stage".

Overall, I really enjoyed the album.  My only complaint is there were about 3 or 4 times where I was losing interest.  I want energy at a live show, and while this sometimes had energy, far too often it felt like an acoustic show.  Not that a Colin Meloy acoustic show wouldn't be great.  It's good, but only if you actually like The Decemberists.  I would consider this a good jumping point though for someone who has never tried them out.

The sampler is below.

GRADE: 7/10



The Shins-"Port of Morrow"
I definitely had low standards set for this one.  The Shins reintegrated their lineup, and I was expecting James Mercer to take some chances.  I was dead wrong.  This is an extremely safe record.  The short and forgetable "The Rifle's Spiral" opens up the album, followed by the lead single "Simple Song".  "It's Only Life" brings it on back down a little bit, but brings some interesting lyrics.  I could be wrong, but it definitely gives off an angry vibe at perhaps his old bandmates or a past lover.  I'm just speculating here.  "Bait and Switch" comes next, a fast paced song about a guy finally getting his life in order when he finds himself in a relationship with a wild girl.  Aside from "Simple Song", this is probably the most catchy song on the album.  "September" is the midpoint and 5th track of the album, and really reminds me of something you'd find on Chutes Too Narrow or Oh Inverted World.  It's a gem, as is the next track "No Way Down".  Another one of the faster tracks on the album, a guilt-stricken song about civilization.  The sleeper "For A Fool" follows with "Fall of 82'" after that.  The latter being a nostalgic track, and very thankful song.  "40 Mark Strasse" is a story about a prostitute that he still wants to be with despite the fact that she's a whore.  The album ends with the title track.  It's a nearly 6 minute closer that has some really clever lyrics, but as a whole it leaves me feeling nothing...much like this album.

As a whole this album is decent, but pretty forgetable.  To me, there's just nothing special about it.  Highlights are "Simple Song", "Bait and Switch", "September", "No Way Down".  I say highlights because some songs have to be highlights.  There are still highlights on Sportscenter to 1-0 baseball games.  These are all sacrifice flies.  I don't hate the album, but i'm also not going to remember anything about this album in the next few years.  It's a really sound record, but it's also really bland, safe, and gave me way too many moments of indifference.

GRADE: 5/10

The Shins-"Bait and Switch"



Islands-"A Sleep and A Forgetting"
This is a pretty sincere album and I absolutely admire that, but it's a sleeper aside from two or three songs.  It's really depressing, but it's about a failed marriage.  I'm a big believer in opening albums up with a bit of a punch.  Doesn't have to be a rocker or anything, but I don't like when albums open up with a sleeper and that's what happens here with "In A Dream It Seemed Real".  That's my only complaint for the song though, because it is a pretty cool song especially after finding out that lead singer Nicholas Thorburn wrote most of this album about his failed marriage.  The tone remains dark with the 2nd track "This Is Not A Song".  Things pick up a little bit "Never Go Solo", which is again about avoiding being alone.  The album hits it's highpoint on back-to-back tracks "Hallways" and "Can't Feel My Face".  These songs are upbeat, but stick to the same divorce theme of missing his old life.  Although my favorite track on the album, I do have one complaint about "Can't Feel My Face".  I wish they would have ran through the chorus one more time.  Verse-Verse-Chorus-Verse is cool with me, but this chorus is so powerful and fun that I wish they would have played it again.  The rest of the album continues with an extremely dark and depressing feel.  It's almost torturous to listen to.  I'm sure i'd love it if I was in an unhappy stage of my life, but I just can't wrap my arms around liking this album right now.  However, "Hallways" and "Can't Feel My Face" are sure to be in my top 50 tracks of the year.

GRADE: 4/10

                                                              Islands-"Can't Feel My Face"

                                                                    Islands-"Hallways'


NEW GOLF PARTNER FOR CORBY AND ME

On Saturday I found this little guy. He's going to join our golf group when Corby gets back from Arizona.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

CIRQUE TV SEASON 2 EPISODE 1


The 11th episode of CirqueTV has arrived.  Season 1 consisted of 10 episodes with 3 bonus episodes of exclusive premium content.  In this episode, I had to work the overnight shift and apparently someone set up a camera in the studio without me knowing.  Needless to say, I lost my damn mind.  That's all beside the point, because this episode features Grubes and the lighting director for the band Phish!  Big props to Mike Marshall for the editing, even though he couldn't be in this episode due to circumstances that will be revealed at a time of his choosing.  It's fun, it's chaotic, it's insane, it's a thirst quencher...it's CirqueTV!

Monday, March 12, 2012

MONDAY 3/12/12


TV QUICK HITS
*Former SNL star Will Forte will apparently be getting a show on FOX soon.  I always thought he was funny, but he's a bit player.  Watch the movie "Macgruber", and you'll know what i'm talking about.  This new pilot may have something though, as it's being produced from the same guy who produces "Modern Family".

*Bryan Cranston has revealed that "Breaking Bad" will return in July.


*Judy Greer of "Archer" and "Arrested Development" fame is getting a show on ABC.  Tagging along with her is "Party Down" star Ken Marino.  Seems like a great idea!

*This should probably go under the category of "Film Quick Hits", but it has a television tie to it.  Adam Scott is starring in a movie entitled A.C.O.D (Adult Children of Divorce), and his girlfriend on "Parks and Recreation" (Amy Poehler) will play his step mother.  If I ever go see "A.C.O.D, and I probably will because i'm in for any Adam Scott/Amy Poehler project, I think it'll seem incestuous.  Jane Lynch is also set for a role in this movie too.  Sounds cool to me!

JULIO BORBON
Here's a piece I wrote for the WFAA Sports blog.  It's about how Julio Borbon was once seen as an important part of the future of the Texas Rangers, and how this is last shot to regain any type of recognition as an actual human being in the eyes of Ranger fans.

STEALING A RENTAL CAR
Steve Lillywhite, who is currently producing the new Dave Matthews Band album along with The Killers next release, tweeted that if anybody stole his rental car then they'd have access to never before heard material from the two bands.

This seems like a bad thing to even make light of, considering he's largely held responsible for the infamous "Lillywhite Sessions" mishap in 2000 with DMB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lillywhite_Sessions

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

WEDNESDAY: FEBRUARY 29 2012

Has anyone found Lamar Odom yet?  I have a theory.

It's all a sham.  Not a Brad, but a sham.  *DISCLAIMER*  I'm not sure if I actually believe this, but i'm throwing it out there.  The Khloe and Lam Lam show on E! needed content for future episodes.  This was kind of an under the table agreement.  Two games before the All-Star Break, and the following two games after the All-Star Break equals about two weeks.  Two weeks of doing anything they needed to do for the show.

They could go to France, attend an LA Kings game (yeah right), watch TV on their sweater, or do something with Kim.  All of these things are really difficult to do during this compacted NBA season.  They need content, so there's two weeks to film as much as you can.

The show also needs drama.  This is a perfect time for Khloe to cry, and talk about how it's stressing her out that Lamar has been so "depressed".  The word is "depressed" or "depression".  Those are huge terms when it comes to dramatic (scripted) reality television.  That gives time for them to explore so many storylines that will end up with Khloe crying on the camera.  You can throw in the dad thing, or the "I miss LA" story, or whatever you need to do.  It's not the Khloe show though, it's the Khloe and Lamar show and they needed the blacker half of that couple to stop down and give them some camera time.

I know some people will say i'm crazy, and to that I say read the disclaimer.  All of this can be debunked really easily and I understand that, but I don't think it's absurd to think that the TV show might have at least a small role in his disappearance.

DO YOU REMEMBER JA RULE?
Rapper Ja Rule is 9 years old today.  Happy birthday Ja!  He's the oldest looking 9 year old i've ever seen.



SNL MUSICAL GUESTS
On the last three "new" episodes of Saturday Night Live, they've had 3 musical guests who have become extremely popular in the hipster/indie/internet culture, but aren't necessarily that talented or appealing to a widespread audience.  Lana Del Rey is awful and her performance on SNL speaks for itself.  Karmin was next, and I had never heard of them, but it was extremely terrible.  Sleigh Bells was next a couple weeks ago.  Sleigh Bells is no dobut the most popular of the three, and i'm familiar with there work only because they have been forced into the Indie Rock genre.  I think they suck, but obviously somebody sees something in them.

SNL has always done a great job of mixing up and coming artists with known commodity's.  This week they go with Jack White.  Finally someone who is actually talented.  Someone who makes real music that isn't tainted with drum machines and beats formed on a macbook.

I guess what i'm saying is, I'm not sure if SNL knew what it was asking for when it booked Lana Del Rey, Karmin, and The Sleigh Bells.  I feel like they didn't understand they were booking turds.  Internet/YouTube hype is different than touring the region hype, and I think it's important to realize that and tap the brakes on all of these acts that aren't that established.

I'm out of material.

KT

 

TUESDAY: FEBRUARY 28 2012


Today's lead story involves a bunch of guys including Mike Sirois.  Actually it doesn't.  It's actually NASCAR, and i'm willing to bet this is the only time that NASCAR will have anything to do with my lead story.  There was a big ass explosion last night in the Daytona 500.  Fans did the wave, so there's that.  Explosions?  Fire?  Fireballs?  Maybe i've been missing out on this NASCAR bit.  Is it always like this?  Maybe last night wasn't a NASCAR race.  Maybe it was ULTIMATE NASCAR or something.  You know like the game fireball on Friends.  Why did I mention that 90's sitcom?  So here's the top 10 movie explosions of all time according to some YouTube user.  Enjoy.  Boom.



My attention span for NASCAR is so little that I forgot to include the link to the video of the actual NASCAR explosion.  Make sure you tune into Raceweek with Rich Phillips for more on Saturday at 2PM......

Oh by the way, Matt Kenseth was the winner of the race.  Exactly, I mean...


RAZZIE NOMINATIONS
I would imagine none of these films are worse than Battlefield Earth.

Worst Picture
"New Year's Eve"
"Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star"
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1"
"Transformers: Dark of the Moon"
"Jack and Jill"

Worst Actor
Russell Brand: Arthur
Nicolas Cage: Drive Angry 3-D, Season of the Witch, and Trespass
Taylor Lautner: Abduction and Twilight
Adam Sandler: Jack and Jill and Just Go With It
Nick Swardson: Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star

Worst Actress
Martin Lawrence (As "Momma"): Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son
Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin: The Undefeated
Sarah Jessica Parker: I Don't Know How She Does It and New Year's Eve
Adam Sandler: Jack and Jill
Kristen Stewart: One of the Twilight Movies

Worst Supporting Actor
Patrick Dempsey: Transformers 3
Nick Swardson: Just Go With It and Jack and Jill
Ken Jeong: Hangover 2, Transformers 3, and Zookeeper
Al Pacino: Jack and Jill
James Franco: Your Highness

Worst Supporting Actress
Katie Holmes: Jack and Jill
Nicole Kidman: Just Go With It
David Spade (As "Monica"): Jack and Jill
Brandon T. Jackson: Big Momma's House 3 or whatever number it is
Rosie Huntington-Whitely: Transformers 3


IMPRESSING THE SCOUTS: VICK BALLARD EATS IT
Mississippi State RB Vick Ballard was trying to show his speed at the NFL combine.  He comes off looking a little clumsy.



Someone at SB Nation added the old crocodile slip'n slide music, so that's pretty cool I guess.  Stay hard, Vick Ballard.


"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM"
There's only one professional bowler that I can ever remember the name of.  Weber.  I don't even ever remember his first name, but I always recognize Weber.  I like Pete Weber now.  Because of this...



That doesn't make sense...

GOOD LUCK WITH...WITH...WITH YOUR TUESDAY.  TUESDAY.

KT




Monday, February 27, 2012

MONDAY: FEBRUARY 27 2012


The lead story is the Academy Awards.  The Oscars.  Who the hell is Oscar?  I should probably know that, right?  If they make horseshoes, do they make horsesocks?  Is anybody listening to me?

Out of the 9 nominated movies for best picture, I have only seen Moneyball.  I really can't comment much on movies this year.  I like the Emmy's.  I could really care less about the Academy Awards, but i'll always stop down for it.  It seems like the most interesting thing happened before the show though.



Seacrest seriously looked like he was about to cry.

In other news, did you see Angelina Jolie?  She was like 60 lbs.  Skeletor.  One would think Brad Pitt is trying to get out of that situation, right?  Maybe not.  Just do your thing on the side.  I'm assuming stuff like that is not a big deal in those Hollywood circles.

The Artist wins best film.  On Friday, Robert Wilonsky of the Dallas Observer, but soon the Dallas Morning News, told my buddy Corby and the gang on The Hardline that he thought it would win.

The actor from that movie won best actor.  Meryl Streep won best actress.  That's really boring to me.

It's amazing how much i'll get into the Emmy's, but how little I care about The Oscars.  So with that, let's go on to something of importance, if in fact there is anything.


PETE AND THE PIRATES
I've been on a big Pete and the Pirates kick lately, so here's a couple songs I think you check out.

Mr. Understanding


Half Moon Street


Come To The Bar

COMMUNITY RETURNS
I've been way too busy to mess with this, but I need to remind the 4 people that read this that Community returns on March 15th.  There is a bit of bad news with it, in that Parks and Recreation disappears for about 4 or 5 weeks.  That's only because it is way ahead of schedule right now, and once Up All Night finishes up, Community and Parks and Recreation will make a run to the finish line of the season.

It turns out Community going away, may be the best thing that could've happened in terms of it being renewed for a 4th season.  The ratings for everything on NBC Thursday night's have been weak, but specifically 30 Rock which took over Community's timeslot.  It's not set in stone, but things look good for Community being renewed.  Let's hope.

In case you can't wait until March 15....I grant you this...

So hot...

I love ya

KT